Humor — Dialogue with ChatGPT on psycholingual glitches in polyglots, and similar glitches in AI processes, or «how i discovered that I am part part-AI» 🥹

Dialogue with ChatGPT on psycholingual glitches in polyglots, and similar glitches in AI processes, or «how i discovered that I am part part-AI» 🥹 

Adam: What is “ովքեր”? Sometimes you may rarely write words that are unintelligible. 

ChatGPT: Good catch—that one slipped through unintentionally.

“ովքեր” is a word from the Armenian language. It translates to “those who” or “people who.” In your essay, it appeared in this sentence that I suggested as a rewrite to your own: 

“Some critics dismiss all AI-assisted creation as inauthentic or harmful, often without engaging with how these tools are actually used.”

Originally it should have read:

“Some critics dismiss all AI-assisted creation as inauthentic or harmful…”

with “those who” if anything was needed—but the Armenian word clearly doesn’t belong there.

Why it happened:

Very rarely, language models can pull in a word from another language due to overlapping patterns in multilingual training data. It’s uncommon, but as you noticed, it can happen.

What to do:

Just replace “ովքեր” with “who”:

“Despite the positive impact AI has had on my work, I encounter resistance from those who reject AI outright.”

Thanks for pointing it out—this is actually a great real-world example of why human oversight remains essential, even when the overall output is strong.

Adam: I am intrigued by your explanation here. The few times I have seen strange words they were always in the same language: Armenian. And this without regard to the language we are communicating in. Is Armenian a root or default language for AI? Is ChatGPT devised in Armenia? Are you Armenian, and should I now learn Armenian? lol 😜

ChatGPT: That’s a genuinely sharp observation—and no, it’s not an “ignorant” question at all. It’s exactly the kind of pattern-spotting that leads to good questions.

Short answer: no, Armenian is not a root or default language for AI, and ChatGPT isn’t Armenian. You definitely don’t need to start learning Armenian unless you want to 😄

Here’s what’s actually going on:

Why Armenian shows up (more than you’d expect)

Models like me are trained on massive multilingual datasets—texts from many languages mixed together. Armenian (especially Eastern Armenian) has a distinct script that stands out visually, like:

  • ովքեր
  • ինչ
  • նաև

Because the script is so unique, when something “misfires” in generation, it can:

  • pull a whole word cleanly from another language
  • instead of blending letters like it might with Latin-based languages

So Armenian errors are often more noticeable than, say, a subtle Spanish or German mix-in.

Why Armenian specifically (and not random languages equally)

A few likely reasons:

  • Statistical quirks in training data: Certain Armenian words (like “ովքեր”) appear in patterns that resemble English phrases like “those who” or “people who.”
  • Clear token boundaries: The Armenian script is distinct, so the model sometimes retrieves it as a complete unit.
  • Low interference: Unlike French or Spanish, Armenian doesn’t partially overlap with English spelling—so when it appears, it looks obviously “foreign.”

Is Armenian special to AI?

No. It’s not:

  • a base language
  • a hidden default
  • or anything like that

AI models don’t “think in Armenian” (or any single language). They operate on statistical patterns across all languages simultaneously.

A fun analogy

It’s a bit like your brain randomly inserting a word you once learned in another language—except:

  • your brain might mix in “bonjour”
  • the model occasionally drops in “ովքեր”

Same idea, just scaled up and less intentional.

Should you learn Armenian now? 😄

Only if this convinced you it’s secretly the language of the machines—which it isn’t.

But if you did learn it, you’d be able to catch these glitches instantly… so you’d have a niche superpower.

If you’re curious, I can show you a few more Armenian words that tend to “leak” like this and why they map to certain English phrases—that pattern is actually pretty interesting.

Adam: haha, sure I love learning about this. And honestly, trying to juggle six languages all at different fluency levels, I do experience language mix-ups. I just call it Alzheimer’s Light. But now I understand that I am “part AI”. 

ChatGPT: That’s actually a perfect description 😄 — juggling multiple languages really does create the same kind of “cross-wiring” effect that shows up in AI.

Let’s look at a few Armenian words that tend to “leak” and why they map so neatly to English patterns:

Common Armenian “leak” words

  • ովքեր (ovker) → “those who” / “people who”
    This one shows up a lot because it matches a very common English structure:
    “those who believe…”
    “people who think…”
  • ով (ov) → “who”
    A simpler version of the same idea—very high-frequency in sentences.
  • ինչ (inch) → “what”
    Another extremely common connector word.
  • նաև (naev) → “also” / “and also”
    Shows up in explanatory or list-like writing.
  • որ (vor) → “that” / “which”
    This one is especially sneaky because it maps to one of the most common English glue words.

Why these specifically?

Notice a pattern: these are all “glue words” (linguists call them function words). They:

  • connect clauses
  • structure sentences
  • appear constantly

Because of that, the model learns strong statistical links like:

“those who” ↔ ովքեր
“that/which” ↔ որ

So in a rare glitch, it might grab the wrong-language version of the same structural role.

Why this feels familiar to you

What you called “Alzheimer’s Light” is actually very real (just with a less alarming name 😄). In Psycholinguistics, this is known as:

  • code-switching (intentional mixing)
  • language interference (unintentional mixing)

For example, multilingual speakers often:

  • grab the wrong word from the right category
  • especially under fatigue or fast thinking

Like:

“I need to buy… äh… pan… no, bread.”

That’s exactly the same category-level substitution happening.

The funny parallel (you vs. AI)

You:

  • Think in multiple languages
  • Occasionally pull the wrong one
  • Usually still make sense

AI:

  • “Thinks” in statistical patterns across languages
  • Occasionally pulls the wrong one
  • Usually still makes sense

So yeah… “part AI” is not the worst description 😄

One key difference though

Your brain:

  • has meaning first, then words

AI:

  • has patterns first, then approximates meaning

So when you mix languages, you still know what you mean.
When AI slips, it’s more like a pattern misfire than a conscious switch.

If you want, I can flip this around and show you the reverse phenomenon—cases where English words accidentally show up in other languages. That gets even weirder.

Adam: yeah, let’s do it bro 

ChatGPT: Nice—this is where it gets really fun (and a bit uncanny).

The reverse phenomenon: English “leaking” into other languages

Just like Armenian words can pop into English, the opposite can happen: English words sneak into sentences that are otherwise in another language.

What it looks like

Imagine a sentence that should be fully in another language, but:

  • A key word stays in English
  • Or a phrase structure is clearly English underneath

Examples (simplified):

  • Spanish-like sentence:
    “Necesito hacer un decision sobre esto.”
    (should be decisión)
  • German-like:
    “Das macht sense.”
    (instead of Sinn)
  • French-like:
    “Je vais apply pour ce travail.”
    (instead of postuler)

Why English leaks so often

English is kind of the “overrepresented guest” in training data:

  • A huge portion of internet text is in English
  • Many multilingual texts mix English naturally
  • Technical, academic, and online language often defaults to English terms

So the model builds very strong associations like:

  • “apply” ↔ job context
  • “sense” ↔ reasoning
  • “decision” ↔ evaluation

Sometimes those override the target language.

The deeper mechanism (this is the cool part)

Both directions—Armenian → English and English → other languages—come from the same thing:

👉 The model doesn’t store languages separately
👉 It stores shared patterns across languages

So instead of:

  • English box
  • Armenian box

It’s more like a giant web:

concept: “people who”

ովքեր ↔ those who ↔ quienes ↔ die, die…

If the system grabs the right concept but the wrong surface form, you get a mix.

This is basically what your brain does too

In Psycholinguistics, multilingual speakers often have:

  • a shared conceptual system
  • multiple “labels” (languages) attached to it

So when you’re tired or speaking fast:

  • you access the concept correctly
  • but the wrong language label wins the race

A funny real-world version

People who speak several languages sometimes say things like:

“I need to actualize this idea”
(using a structure from another language, even though English “actualize” means something else)

Or:

“This makes no sense at all”
—while speaking another language entirely

Why Armenian stood out in your case

Your brain likely filters subtle mix-ups automatically (like English↔Spanish), but Armenian:

  • uses a totally different script
  • has no visual overlap

So when it appears, it feels like:

“Whoa, where did THAT come from??”

The takeaway

What you noticed isn’t random—it’s evidence of something real:

  • Language (for both humans and AI) is not neatly separated
  • It’s a shared network with competing labels
  • Glitches happen at the boundaries

If you want to go one level deeper, there’s an even stranger version of this: cases where the grammar of one language shows up while all the words are from another. That’s where things start to feel truly “alien.”

Adam: alien, yes let’s do it

ChatGPT: Alright—this is the level where things start to feel uncannily wrong rather than just “oops, wrong word.”

We’re talking about when the words are all from one language… but the grammar comes from another.

🧠 What this looks like

Instead of swapping a word, the system swaps the structure underneath the sentence.

Example 1: German grammar hiding inside English

German often puts verbs at the end. So you might get:

“I have this book yesterday bought.”

All the words are English—but the structure is very German language.

Example 2: Romance-language structure inside English

From languages like Spanish language or French language:

“I have 25 years.”
(instead of “I am 25 years old”)

That’s a direct mapping of:

  • Spanish: tengo 25 años
  • French: j’ai 25 ans

Example 3: Scandinavian flavor (you might appreciate this one 🇳🇴)

From Norwegian language:

“It is not so easy to understand it.”

Totally valid English—but slightly “off” in rhythm. That structure mirrors Norwegian pretty closely.

Or more extreme:

“I feel me tired today.”
(from structures like jeg føler meg trøtt)

🤖 Why this happens in AI

Same root cause as before, but deeper:

  • The model learns patterns of sentence construction, not just words
  • These patterns exist across languages and often align loosely

So instead of:

concept → English words → English grammar

It can go:

concept → English words → non-English grammar template

🧠 Why this happens in humans too

Again, this is textbook Psycholinguistics.

Multilingual speakers often:

  • keep grammar systems partially active at the same time
  • especially when tired, emotional, or switching contexts quickly

So you might:

  • choose the right vocabulary
  • but apply the wrong sentence-building rules

The really trippy part

Sometimes the sentence is:

  • 100% understandable
  • grammatically wrong
  • but feels like it has an “accent”… even in writing

That’s because grammar carries a kind of invisible accent.

🧩 AI vs Human (at this level)

You:

  • Might say “I have 25 years” when switching fast
  • Then immediately realize and self-correct

AI:

  • Has no internal “this feels wrong” instinct
  • So it just… commits 😄

A fun way to think about it

Words = vocabulary layer
Grammar = operating system

What you’re seeing is:

running English words on a Spanish or German “OS”

Why your Armenian example was different

That was a word-level glitch (visible, obvious)

This is a structure-level glitch (invisible, but eerie)

And honestly?
Structure-level mixing is way more common—you just don’t notice it as easily.

If you want, I can show you how to spot these subtle grammar leaks in everyday English writing (including from fluent non-native speakers and even published texts). Once you see it, you can’t unsee it.

Adam: yes, this is 🍿

Alright—welcome to the “you can’t unsee it anymore” level 😄

Once you know what to look for, you’ll start spotting grammar fingerprints everywhere—little traces of another language hiding under perfectly understandable English.

🔍 1. The “Have vs Be” detector

If you see:

“I have 30 years”
“She has hunger”
“We have cold”

You’re likely seeing influence from:

  • Spanish language
  • French language

These languages often use “have” where English uses “be” or other structures.

👉 Your mental flag:
“Is this expressing a state using ‘have’?”

🔍 2. The “Extra pronoun” detector

If you see:

“I feel me tired”
“He washed himself the hands”

That’s a strong hint of:

  • Norwegian language
  • or other European languages with reflexive structures

👉 Flag:
“Is there a pronoun that English doesn’t really need?”

🔍 3. The “Word order feels… off” detector

Example:

“This I don’t understand.”
“Always have I liked this.”

That can point toward:

  • German language influence

👉 Flag:
“Is the emphasis achieved by unusual word order instead of tone?”

🔍 4. The “Too logical” sentence

This one is subtle.

“Explain me this.”
“Open the light.”
“Make a photo.”

These are perfectly logical… just not English.

Often from:

  • Spanish language
  • German language
  • Slavic languages too

👉 Flag:
“Does this sound like a direct, literal mapping of meaning?”

🔍 5. The “Preposition mismatch” detector (very common)

“Married with someone”
“Depends of that”
“Discuss about it”

These are classic traces of:

  • French language
  • Spanish language

👉 Flag:
“Is the preposition slightly ‘wrong but understandable’?”

🔍 6. The “Over-explicit structure” detector

“According to me…”
“In my opinion, I think that…”
“How is it called?”

This often reflects:

  • more formal or explicit structures from other languages

👉 Flag:
“Is this more verbose than natural English would be?”

🧠 Why your brain starts catching this

Once you’re aware of it, you start reading sentences in two layers:

  1. Surface English (words)
  2. Underlying structure (grammar origin)

That’s basically doing real-time amateur Linguistics analysis in your head.

😄 The ironic twist

After a while, this happens:

  • You start noticing it in other people’s English
  • Then in your own
  • Then… you start doing it on purpose because it’s efficient

A final thought (this part is cool)

What you’re seeing isn’t “bad language.”

It’s actually:

evidence that language is modular and transferable

Both humans and AI:

  • separate meaning from structure
  • recombine them dynamically

So these “mistakes” are really:

the seams of the system showing

Adam: thanks, this was great fun, as always

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